The Rich Zeoli Show- Hour 3:

5:05pm According to a new study, President Donald Trump has taken 1,009 questions from the press since being sworn in on January 25th. In Barack Obama’s first month in office, he took 161 questions—while Joe Biden took 141 in his first month as president.

5:10pm- President Donald Trump announced the creation of a “Gold Card” which will replace the EB-5 immigration program. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick said the card will cost $5 million dollars and will encourage non-citizens to bring their successful businesses to the United States. Lutnick noted that if the U.S. sells 200,000 cards, it will amount to $1 trillion which the administration can then use to pay down the national debt.

5:25pm- Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA)—the Congressman who has fought for “helium equity,” expressed concern about Guam “capsizing,” and called the Tooth Fairy anti-Christian—is back! Plus, Rich tells the audience how to survive a bear attack…but none of his advice sounds right.

5:40pm- The Trump Administration is planning to completely overhaul the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau—and Elizabeth Warren is furious! The Wall Street Journal notes that the CFPB’s regulations are overly burdensome or redundant—primarily slowing free market exchanges and almost never protecting consumers.

5:50pm- Upon realizing neither was human, two A.I. bots engaged in conversation ceased their English communication and switched to a robotic language known as gibber link—which can’t be easily understood by humans. No need to worry though. The language is 80% more efficient than English, providing an innocent explanation for why the A.I. bots adopted the cryptic language unprompted…hopefully…