Sports are officially back (this week) and we're so fucking happy. (2:26-4:40) NFL has to figure their shit out and Bryson DeChambleu is now a Triple B. (4:42-11:20) Who's back of the week including Zac Efron's "dad bod" and true love. (13:10-24:40) Cris Collinsworth joins the show to talk about the slide in, working with Al Michaels, PFF and how he grades players and what the 2020 NFL season will look like. (26:27-1:25:57) Segments include as a straight guy, (1:29:57-1:32:09) stay woke on Zuckerberg's fake ass, (1:32:10-1:36:21) and my personal opinion. (1:36:24-1:38:05)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Cris Collinsworth, Sports Are Back (This Week) And Zuckerberg's Ass Implants

On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat &amp; PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this your new favorite sports talk show. This is a podcast that will without a doubt change your life for the better- guaranteed, or your money back. *Pretend a reggaeton air horn is going off right now* PMT.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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The Mavs and Pacers tied up the series and Anthony Edwards is a prophet when it comes to Jaden McDaniels (00:00:00-00:14:55). The Capitals are up 2-0 based on PFT's advanced analytics (00:14:55-00:24:22). We talk about the crazy Monday in playoffs. Max dealing with his 5 stages of grief after the Sixers loss and the Lakers still can't beat the Nuggets (00:24:22-00:39:03). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including KD back to Oklahoma City, Broncos new uniforms (00:39:03-01:18:10). Kirk Goldsberry joins us to talk NBA playoffs, what the Lakers can do and the Sixers heartbreaking loss (01:18:10-01:39:53). Daniel Jeremiah joins the show to talk NFL Draft, how many players at each position are 2 contract guys, diamonds in the rough and how a war room operates (01:39:53-02:11:48). Field Yates joins us before he hosts on ABC Thursday Night to talk about some of the interesting draft stories and guys, how many mistakes we'll defend him on and more (02:11:48-02:50:04). We finish with guys on chicks (02:50:04-03:01:09).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

NBA With Kirk Goldsberry, Final Draft Preview With Daniel Jeremiah & Field Yates, Max's 5 Stages Of Sixers Grief + Guys On Chicks

The NBA and NHL playoffs are here and we talk about every game from the weekend. Timberwolves next up (00:00:00-00:15:23). Is Embiid made of glass (00:15:23-00:24:41)? The Lakers/Nuggets play the same game over and over (00:24:41-00:35:22). Big Cat has some words for Jerry Reinsdorf (00:35:22-00:44:59). Celtics are a wagon and the Mavs tricks us all (00:44:59-00:58:12). The Bruins own the Leafs and we debut our Period of the week (00:58:12-01:06:33). Who's back of the week including Ryan Garcia's electric weekend, rap beef, and John Sterling's brand new TV (01:06:33-01:26:09). Todd McShay joins the show to get us ready for the NFL Draft this week, where the draft starts, what he's hearing about picks after Caleb Williams at 1, who he loves that no one is talking about and a bonus fun fact about Mel Kiper having no cell phone and 5 landlines (01:26:09-02:16:44). We finish with Mr Pear trying to pick one single winner one time (02:16:44-02:27:44).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

NFL Draft With Todd McShay, NBA/NHL First Round Is Underway, Ryan Garcia May Save Boxing And Mr Pear Win A Single Pick Challenge

Gregg Doyel has successfully creeped out all of America with his weirdo lines in Caitlin Clark's introductory press conference and subsequent column that made it worse (00:00:00-00:11:53). We talk NBA Play In Games, Sixers survive and the Bulls are on a collision course with the Celtics which makes Hank very happy (00:11:53-00:19:37). Robert Kraft continues the worst offseason ever for an Owner and Hank shares his QB Draft big board in preparation for the draft (00:19:37-00:39:00). Celtics Head Coach Joe Mazzulla joins the show to talk about the Celtics, getting choked out, alpha male challenge with his dad, the Town, his scouting reports on quizlet and tons more (00:39:00-01:16:45). Nuggets Head Coach Michael Malone joins the show to talk about trying to go back to back, Jokic, his championship tattoo, keeping his team ready and more (01:16:45-01:54:50). We finish with Mr Pears second NBA pick and Fyre Fest of the week (01:54:50-02:07:26).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Celtics HC Joe Mazzulla, Nuggets HC Michael Malone, NBA Play Ins, Gregg Doyel creeped out America + Fyre Fest

The Lakers take down the Pelicans after Zion scores 40 but gets a mysterious injury and the Warriors are cooked. We talk Reggie Miller analytics and the Washington Capitals make the playoffs in a wild night in hockey (00:00:00-00:24:29). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hank's taxes, LIV trying to do hijinx with Rory and Jerry Reinsdorf being the worst owner in sports (00:24:29-00:55:42). Blake Griffin joins the show after his retirement announcement to talk about his career, favorite teammates and teams, memories, Blake of the Year, and the dumbest rabbit hole of all time based on Blake's teammates names (00:55:42-01:42:34). We finish the show with listener FAQ's and the debut of the one and only Mister Pear our new gambling turtle who makes a pick on the Sixers/Heat game (01:42:34-01:58:30).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Blake Griffin, NBA Play In Games, Caps Make The Playoffs, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And The Debut Of Mr Pear

Scottie Scheffler wins his second green jacket and we were robbed of an all time back 9 on Sunday. Max Homa played his balls off and will be back and what was the note Tiger passed to the amateur Neil Ripley. We talk about the legend Verne Lundquist and more from Masters (00:00:00-00:29:44). UFC 300 was awesome (00:29:44-00:35:47). Who's back of the week including Nestor Cortes and Mark Pope may have Kentucky back. Scott Van Pelt joins us live from Augusta to talk about Scottie Scheffler, Masters traditions, whats in the vending machine at the airport and more (00:35:47-00:53:42). We finish with our NBA playoff predictions that we will definitely change halfway through the month (00:53:42-01:33:27).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Cris Collinsworth, Sports Are Back (This Week) And Zuckerberg's Ass Implants

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