Kagro in the Morning

Kagro in the Morning episodes:

• 04.17.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - April 17, 2024

  David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back for the Thursday KITM. Listen to today’s show and you’ll never doze off! Nighty night, Donald! Sure, food isn’t allowed in the courtroom, but there should be an exception made for a bowl of spaghetti or...

  
• 04.16.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - April 16, 2024

  No one knows more about most things than David Waldman and Joan McCarter. Listen to them for a couple of hours today and see how much smarter you can become. Somnolent sleezewad Donald Trump is today attending the second day of his...

  
• 04.15.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - April 15, 2024

  Today, David Waldman and Greg Dworkin present the KITM Patriots Day Special… which was a holiday even before it became day one of Donald Trump’s first criminal trial. So far the trial is the trial of the century, despite Trump’s pleading, raging, ranting,...

  
• 04.12.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - April 12, 2024

  Let’s see… What happened since we last talked? Trump supporter and wingman OJ Simpson died, which other than freeing up some tee time and reminding everyone of Norm Macdonald, doesn’t solve much. Allen Weisselberg has been taken into custody, again, for criming for...

  
• 04.11.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - April 11, 2024

  On Today’s KITM David Waldman coaxed Greg Dworkin almost out to the full hour mark! Unfortunately David wasn’t able to do much better with our live feed, which passed away shortly after. Catch the full two hours on the link!   Let’s...

  
• 04.10.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - April 10, 2024

  On today’s show, David Waldman coaxed Greg Dworkin to pull his Raft O’ Stories several more feet up the Big Kagro River. We might get to 10 tomorrow! Everyone knows that the secret to comedy is... Donald Trump established himself as the...

  
• 04.09.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - April 9, 2024

  Wasn’t that nice? We all had a pleasant experience together. The solar eclipse was partially visible from 49 U.S. states yesterday, with 15 of those being in the “path of totality”. David Waldman made his eclipse encounter extra exciting by also viewing missile launches at the...

  
• 04.08.2024

  Kagro in the Morning "Encore Performance" - April 8, 2020, airing April 8, 2024

  Are you better off now than you were four years ago? Find out, with our April 8, 2020 episode! As per tradition, it was the day David Waldman reserves a chair and facemask for Elijah. It was also a...

  
• 04.05.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - April 5, 2024

  Did you feel the earth move this morning? It could be the scintillation of David Waldman’s cascade of Friday KITM information and insight. It could have been that earthquake in New Jersey. Oh! So that’s what the World Central Kitchen logo looks like! Way...

  
• 04.04.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - April 4, 2024

  David Waldman welcomes back KITM Convalescent Contributor Greg Dworkin, who had plenty to say but with few breaths to say it. Bibi Netanyahu has been under a lot of pressure lately. President Joe Biden is outraged at the killing of World Central Kitchen...

  
• 04.03.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - April 3, 2024

  David Waldman celebrates the Wednesday of it all, especially the part where Greg Dworkin returns with his big Raft O’ Stories™... Unfortunately Greg was unable to haul It too far along the KITM Canal without becoming a little winded. It’s another post elections-Tuesday...

  
• 04.02.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - April 2, 2024

  Every day does seem like April Fools Day anymore, but you can always rely on David Waldman and Joan McCarter to be your plain dealers. Howdy ho! Broke-ass dotard Donald Trump posted a $175 million bond in his New York State civil trial....

  
• 04.01.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - April 1, 2024

  It’s the first of April and David Waldman reminds us to trust no one today on that wild world web. Greg Dworkin would have warned you also, but remains away on holiday assignment. Who put Easter so close to April...

  
• 03.29.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 29, 2024

  It’s Friday! Good! David Waldman, and we made it through the week. Georgia Gop Karen Handel purged voter rolls, blocked Democratic candidates from running, and clamped down on voter-ID, and yet Gop Brian Pritchard, election denier, managed to illegally vote 9 times...

  
• 03.28.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 28, 2024

  It’s Thursday! Maundy Thursday! Today David Waldman reintroduces the word “turpitude” to our colloquial lexicon, and it’s about time, there’s a lot of it going around. Titan of turpitude Trump received another very tardy gag order. When will judges learn? Trump...

  
• 03.27.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 27, 2024

  It's Wednesday! David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are still hanging in there, although Greg couldn’t croak through more than a half hour without croaking. Ronna McRomney McDaniel is no longer hanging in there at NBC. NBC hoped to find the journalistic...

  
• 03.26.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 26, 2024

  It’s Tuesday! David Waldman is back, Joan McCarter is not, and like Greg yesterday, Covid, and of course Donald Trump, is to blame. Get well everybody! (Not you, Donald) Broke-ass dotard Donald Trump doesn’t need my well-wishes. That SOB is the...

  
• 03.25.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 25, 2024

  It’s Monday! David Waldman is back and sounds recovered from the cold. Greg Dworkin is back and not quite recovered from Covid. Get well Greg! You heard it speculated upon here first: Tammy Tammany Murphy will drop out of her U.S....

  
• 03.22.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 22, 2024

  It’s yet another Friday spent on the brink of a (partial) government shutdown, now with extra conservative “outrage!” By the time it was all over, there were threats of another motion to vacate the Speaker’s chair, though the situation was...

  
• 03.21.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 21, 2024

  Those of you tuning in to hear David Waldman’s bracket picks might be disappointed today, but it is a good bet that Greg Dworkin will always be in KITM’s final four. There’re big bargains in real estate starting this weekend! Sure, Trump National is...

  
• 03.20.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 20, 2024

  Breaking news: Immediately following Greg Dworkin’s exposé on New Jersey’s county-line ballots, the New Jersey Legislature announced a redesign! Yep, it is one of those Wednesdays after one of those Tuesdays. Did Donald Trump lose? Is Trump losing? Is there some...

  
• 03.19.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 19, 2024

  David Waldman presents today’s Springtime Fresh KITM. When will Peter Navarro go to prison? Is he behind bars or still in the Papa John’s lot? Lock him up! By the way, is he allowed visitors? And what about Stefanie Lambert, and the rest of...

  
• 03.18.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 18, 2024

  KITM has proven to be an overwhelming viral success! (For the viruses.) Rhinoviruses and coronaviruses are still no match for our heroes, David Waldman and Greg Dworkin, bringing us the latest news from around the world and greater New Jersey....

  
• 03.15.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 15, 2024

  David Waldman guides us through the ides. The big story today concerns Israel, which has been the big story over the lifetime of just about anyone reading this. How do Americans who are Jewish separate their religious, cultural, historical and family...

  
• 03.14.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 14, 2024

  Today David Waldman brings us the latest Pi news, which as it turns out, is constant. Greg Dworkin remains on assignment, hopefully putting the final touches on his first-hand chronicle of the COVID-19 pandemic, an unfortunately enduring legacy of TFFG. Lauren...

  
• 03.13.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 13, 2024

  What’s happening today? Well, David Waldman does not use his fundie baby voice at all in today’s episode, but there is still much to recommend. Also, Greg Dworkin is away on assignment, but his Raft o’ Stories™ did wash up on...

  
• 03.12.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 12, 2024

  Noted vaudevillian/podcaster David Waldman takes your policy questions and song requests today. Hur der hur! Temporarily underemployed shill Robert Hur doesn’t seem to have the mind or memory for details that he had led us to believe. (The terrorist enclave previously...

  
• 03.11.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 11, 2024

  It’s Monday, the day of the week David Waldman invites Greg Dworkin to tell him and us what just happened.  A strong union town in California, Hollywood, honored many of its hired hands last night in a big gala event. Host Jimmy Kimmel...

  
• 03.08.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 8, 2024

  David Waldman missed President Joe Biden’s State of the Union speech live last night. That’s ok, somebody probably recorded it, and he can watch their copy.  David missed Joe giving them hell. This might have been Biden’s long-awaited pivot point!...

  
• 03.07.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 7, 2024

  Against all odds, David Waldman made it to airtime at KITM World Headquarters this morning. We were all rooting for him. No worries, Greg Dworkin had the opening monologue down and was waiting in the wings. The state of Joe Biden...

  
• 03.06.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 6, 2024

  It’s… Wednesday. That’s the day David Waldman and Greg Dworkin usually reserve for discussing Tuesdays, and even “super” ones aren’t able to escape their scrutiny. Donald Trump won again. So did Joe Biden, soundly beating Barack Obama. Joe was no match however...

  
• 03.05.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 5, 2024

  It’s supposed to be some big important day today, special at least as Tuesdays go, kind of like the “Superbowl of Tuesdays”... It doesn’t feel too special though. It feels like a day to get out of the way so that...

  
• 03.04.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 4, 2024

  March fourth! David Waldman leads us into a new, hopefully better, month. Yep, the polls aren’t “great”. Greg Dworkin reminds us that it is still primary season, sort of, and there is good news if you look hard enough, and the...

  
• 03.01.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - March 1, 2024

  David Waldman ends the week, begins the month, concludes business and gets this party started. The Senate passed a spending bill, pushing the shutdown down one week. After all, when Joan McCarter comes to KITM each week, it only makes sense....

  
• 02.29.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - February 29, 2024

  Happy Bissextile Day! Wave your Bissextile Day flags! Had David Waldman just ran KITM a little overtime for perhaps fewer than only 9 minutes each day we wouldn’t have had to do today’s show, yet here we are. And a good thing, too, we...

  
• 02.28.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - February 28, 2024

  David Waldman and Greg Dworkin’s Wednesday Raft O’ Stories™ must have had some kind of boiler explosion. Bits of news are raining down everywhere: A chemistry teacher in New Mexico passed out swords to students (who no doubt still pronounce the...

  
• 02.27.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - February 27, 2024

  It’s Tuesday and David Waldman has some stuff to lay on us, KITM-wise. Don Jr. received death threats and a suspicious powder in the mail, but who would guess they’d both be in the same envelope? Elon Musk hasn’t killed many,...

  
• 02.26.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - February 26, 2024

  Unfortunately, there is plenty for David Waldman and Greg Dworkin to talk about today, Fortunately, we get to hear them say it. Today, if you find you’re still having difficulty deciding on whether your trolley would be best routed over 10,000...

  
• 02.23.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - February 23, 2024

  In a flash, David Waldman appears, vanishing again two hours later. Where does David come from? Where does he go? Some say… the living room couch. Nevertheless, with each visit Mr. Waldman will present to us a mysterious, yet valuable gift… let’s...

  
• 02.22.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - February 22, 2024

  It’s Thursday and David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back, with not just one, but two topics for today! James Comer and Jim Jordan are having a tough time impeaching Joe Biden, as the President committed no impeachable offenses, convincing...

  
• 02.21.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - February 21, 2024

  Hope you like the nitty-gritty. Today on KITM, David Waldman welcomes Greg Dworkin and Armando to really dig into it: Boom goes Burisma! Joe’s brother James Biden arrived in Washington today to laugh in Gop faces as their most corroborating star witness Alexander Yakov Smirnov was indicted...

  
• 02.20.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - February 20, 2024

  David Waldman marks the 20th day since, well, since February started, on today’s special KITM. Here we are, counting down the days until another government shutdown. Would Republicans know one was coming if we didn’t keep track? Would anyone notice if...

  
• 02.19.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - February 19, 2024

  There goes the neighborhood! Explosions get ever closer to KITM World Headquarters, yet David Waldman is undeterred, debuting Kagro’s Poetry Korner on KITM. Today’s KPK recounts Solomon Grundy and Baseball's Sad Lexicon, the latter in wistful homage to Wisconsin Democratic Govenor Tony Evers’ decision to sign new legislative...

  
• 02.16.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - February 16, 2024

  For the price of a cup of coffee… or just send him coffee, and David Waldman will deliver an endless (2 hours) supply of entertainment and information.  In Putin’s Russia, you don’t assassinate president, president assassinate you! Unfortunately for Alexei Navalny, he never qualified for the...

  
• 02.15.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - February 15, 2024

  It’s Thursday and David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are here asking questions that you didn’t know you had, with answers that you didn’t know you needed. But now you do! We remain under a cloud of mass shootings. The Kansas City Super Bowl...

  
• 02.14.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - February 14, 2024

  It’s Ash Wednesday and Valentine’s Day! If you thought those holidays would keep David Waldman and Greg Dworkin from the KITM microphone you’d be mistaken.  Anyhow, Soros has body doubles stored for just such an emergency. Well, wasn’t that special? Tom Suozzi...

  
• 02.13.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - February 13, 2024

  David Waldman presents a special Mardi Gras KITM! Find the fève, win a prize!  Jesus Christ! Super Bowl!  Hobby Lobby’s MAGA million mind control! Robert Hur went Comey on Joe Biden last week and the staff over at the NYT haven’t stopped drooling since. Hur...

  
• 02.12.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - February 12, 2024

  It was a big weekend! There was a big football game (and a cultural history of the league), which Joe Biden somehow won, plus just a hint at the collapse of the post-war global order! And I mean, like, the...

  
• 02.09.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - February 9, 2024

  David Waldman fortifies us for our weekend with an extra dose of vitamin KITM: Yesterday was a good day for Donald Trump, and if it was a good day for anyone else, that would be purely unintentional. TV cameras on...

  
• 02.08.2024

  Kagro in the Morning - February 8, 2024

  It’s all falling apart for Republicans. They might even be in disarray! But since their voters don’t appear to want anything done, we’re not sure yet whether they’ll get away with it. They may fare worse among Republican Senators than...