Dayna and Jordyn, Host of The Horny Housewife Podcast, talk all things in the bedroom and give advice to listener questions. We get questions on sizing, gift recommendations with a hefty budget, and how to spice things up when you get in a lull. It's never boring when you ask the participation trophy wife and the horny housewife!

Dead Bedroom ft. Jordyn (The Horny Housewife Podcast)

Just a couple of Elder Millennials trying to figure out who to blame for the term "Elder Millennial". We are a comedy show covering life events, mental health, and current events from the perspective of two opposite Elder Millennials. Dayna- a self proclaimed “Participation Trophy Wife”, is a married Mother of four in Southern California.. And Samantha- a self proclaimed “Elder Millennial”, is a single dog mom in Toronto, Canada. Hang with them as they dig into all the things and wonder "Where's Our Participation Trophy?". New Episodes every Monday hosted by Dayna Pereira and Samantha Graham!


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Its a New Years Party! this week on the Where's Our Participation Trophy Podcast! Dayna and Sam talk weird and overrated New Years Traditions. From getting wasted face and spending the whole first day of the year nursing a hangover, to orange underwear for good luck, we get into new year traditions and superstitions from around the world! You know what w3e should leave behind in the new year? Fat shaming.. and using the internet to shame people in general. Check out the tantrum and more on all podcast platforms and youtube. 

Where's Our Participation Trophy?

New Years Party!

It's a Jerry Springer Christmas this week on the 'Where's Our Participation Trophy?' podcast. This week Dayna and Sam talk crazy holiday stories. We have tree infestations, food fights, surprise kids, and scrappy fist fights! Whats a holiday without knocking out a family member, amirite? We know the holidays can be a really tough time of year for a lot of people. We thought it was important to talk about Stephen "tWitch" Boss and checking on your friends. You are loved and you are important. 

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Stories from this weeks episode came from articles in Buzzfeed and mommyshorts.com

Jerry Springer Christmas

He's a ten, but.... he doesn't listen to the Where's Our Participation Trophy? podcast! 

He's a Ten, But... (Christmas Edition)

It is a recipe for disaster this week on the 'Where's Our Participation Trophy?' Podcast! This week, Dayna and Sam get into overrated Christmas traditions. That Santa in the mall that smells like beef and whiskey? Skip it. Throwing your cousin Larry through the wall? Maybe he deserves it, we don't know. Those tangled up Christmas lights? Cuss at them! And whatever you do, make sure you get an extra tree for the kids so you don't find your eye twitching during the decoration process. Where's Our Participation Trophy?

Recipe for Disaster

It's American Thanksgiving, which means we are ready for football and gluttony! This week, Dayna and Sam talk weird Thanksgiving traditions like pardoning turkeys, parade floats gone wild, and all the casseroles! We also earn our participation trophy digging into the "RIP Twitter" drama, and own up to some of our own bullshit. If we haven't told you lately, we're grateful for you! Where's Our Participation Trophy?

Dead Bedroom ft. Jordyn (The Horny Housewife Podcast)

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