Okay, good girls and boys, SJ and Kay are here to dish out our "Dear Abby, Good Girls Style" advice full of questionable wisdom. The gals tackle your juiciest queries with zero filter and questionable expertise. From a hubby who's all tongue and no technique…Daisy L., we're side-eyeing the long tongue situation…to a down-there stench shade that's killed the vibe…Confidence P., that man hardly deserves a sad handjob. 

They cackle through vibrator detox dilemmas. multi-orgasm marathons that leave her pooped, and that wild-card MFM threesome thirst. It's chaotic, cathartic, and probably accurate – but hey, laughter's the best foreplay.

Whether you're rebuilding mojo or just eavesdropping on our unhinged unloads, this one's for anyone who's ever faked a finale or fantasized a fantasy. Hit play, and remember: questionable advice is still advice. Warnings: explicit AF, earbuds mandatory.