The way Whatsisname incessantly "floods the zone" with all-new outrages, you can be forgiven for thinking all the ICE drama is in the distant past.

Spoiler: It's not. Just days ago at the Border Security Expo (fun crowd, right?), border czar Tom Homan said, quote, "You ain't seen shit yet." And: "You will see more ICE agents than you've ever seen before." So that's nice.

Meanwhile, "Die with a Smile" by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars was Spotify's most-streamed song of 2025 and continues to do juuust fine. (Latest count: 3.7 billion plays.)

So here ya go! Our parody of the song about the topic.

M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics

Mr. E. and Anna Nimmiti: Vocals

Bob Emmet: Keyboards, bass, guitar, drum programming, production, and everything else.