Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcast

Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcast episodes:

• 09.28.2020

  4 Hour Talk Thing Part 2

  Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the second half! It's only John, Mollie & Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip this one ;) Thanks for...

  
• 07.18.2020

  4 Hour Talk Thing Part 1

  Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the first half! It's only John, Mollie & Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip this one ;) Thanks for...

  
• 07.01.2020

  Episode 151 - It's a Dire Weasels Episode!

  Thank Crystal Light for Marc, it's a Direweasels Episode from 2019!   Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie,...

  
• 05.12.2020

  Episode 150 - It's still 2019. You can pretend 2020 never happened.

  Our in-house chronomancer has brought us back to a time before global pandemic! It's kind of a relaxing listen to be honest.     Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the...

  
• 12.03.2019

  Episode 149 - This Episode is Really Good

  I promised i totally listened to it at some point but honestly, who decided that ME posting episodes was a good idea?!     Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying...

  
• 11.15.2019

  Episode 148 - Giving Back

  Looks like the gang has been called up to the principal's office...i mean mayor! Hey did you know that the City of Inglewood's mayor is named James Butts?! THAT'S RIGHT! There's a Mayor Butts! Any ways, we kinda do stuff??...

  
• 11.01.2019

  Episode 147 -

  It's fighting time! ...and food discussion? As if we haven't given you our opinions on foods or drink, you can hear it again here!   Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train...

  
• 10.16.2019

  Episode 146 - Tushes and Taxonomy

  Here's a phrase for ya, Binomial nomenclature. Nomenclature is such a good word too. Starts with "nom" even. Anyway, the cast talks about animals quite a bit in this one. Definition of rodents and what not. Also, cute little John Butt....

  
• 10.03.2019

  Episode 145 - John Butt

  Honestly, i barely listen to the episode. They attempt to convert people? I sing? It's great. absolute best content out there. Trust me.     Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor,...

  
• 09.26.2019

  Episode 144 - A Three Hour Tour

  Aaaaand we're back! The gang takes a lovely stroll through the town of Braeburn and ends up at another locally owned business. They decide they want to be helpful too!   Thanks for tunng in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly....

  
• 09.11.2019

  Episode 143 - A Quaint Town

  Be warned, there's some singing. It's not great. Except for Ivana, her singing is perfect. They wake up and have a little chit chat about this new town. They learn some things. Its very cute. Quaint, one might say.   Thanks for...

  
• 09.05.2019

  Episode 142 - Number Ju-Ju

  Hello! Here we have yet another episode as the group travels to a not so far, and not so distant land. We also discuss number preferences? It's a very in-depth discussion, who knew?     Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing...

  
• 08.28.2019

  Episode 141 - Roll to Eat Ass

  Welp, looks like them adventuring folks are gunna get in a lick of trouble hittin' that thar mayor. Guess we'll figure out what will happen next, or just decide on who eats ass. Not much else gets done.  Thanks for tuning in,...

  
• 08.09.2019

  Episode 140 - Scrubberdashing

  Hello, Hello, hello! We're back in action, the group has finally left the town and they're excited to make new friends. Possibly have a cuppa? Who knows??! You will, when you listen  to this episode.   Thanks for tuning in, we hope your...

  
• 07.24.2019

  Episode 139 - False Launches

  Hey, so John said he liked blueberries, then he said he didn't... did I cut that? Hey editor here. Sorry for the delay, Geeklycon is no excuse! Anyway, here's the latest. Just to warn you, it's mostly them just shooting...

  
• 07.10.2019

  Episode 138 - The Episode that never started

  Welcome aboard for yet another episode! We start off in that same bar and then finally Barry & Prowler decided to do a thing. There's a special guest star and we almost get something done this episode? It's very exciting!    Thanks...

  
• 06.27.2019

  Episode 137 - Playing with the Big Swigs

  JOHN SPLITS THE PARTY! The gang is suspicious and starts to investigate Wendy. There's Action! Adventure! Mystery! Tune in and listen to us do something or other.   Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the...

  
• 06.05.2019

  Episode 136 - Bar Conversations

  Hey. Ivana is away, so I'm doing some stuff.Anyway, crew tries to come up with a plan and hangs out in a bar. And tries to contemplate their situation. Which isn't very strange to kill rats in a basement and...

  
• 05.31.2019

  Episode 135 - Pudding Burps

  AHOY THERE!   Our grand and noble adventurers are back and ready to attack... rats? The DM used the OLDEST RPG TROPE in the book this week. What a cheapskate. But also, Forrest chugs... pudding? The episode isn't half bad y'all, check...

  
• 05.16.2019

  Episode 134 - Ivylicious Trellisishinikini

  Helloooo and welcome back. This week the gang checks out the sights and smells of Bent Falls. They make friends and try to convert people. John's character is STILL alive.   Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly....

  
• 05.09.2019

  Episode 133 - Oh no, what have we done?!

  THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE BACK AND IVANA IS IN CHARGE!   It's been nice knowing you all, we've had a good run.   Anyways, our new adventurer's find themselves in some blandness. They're rescued by a cute little weasel and a QVC lady. It's definitely...

  
• 05.01.2019

  A Dire State of Affairs

  Hello and welcome back!   Oh wait, that's us. We're the ones back. This is just an update on the current state of the podcast and the change up on our Patreon tiers. Mostly it's us goofing off. We look forward to...

  
• 02.11.2019

  State of the Podcast

  Hey all, I know we haven't been posting much lately, and there are some behind the scenes things happening, so I wanted to take a moment to let you all know what is happening in weaseland. If it sounds shitty,...

  
• 01.22.2019

  Episode 132 - Nostalgia over Bad Decisions

  New town, new things to worry about! Why do we never worry about things in the woods? I don't know, I know I'm the DM and could do that, and blame it on the rolls most of the time, I...

  
• 01.16.2019

  Episode 131 - The One Where the Gang Reminisces About Past Goofs and Cody goes too far with Edits

  Finally back on track to Pallet Town! After that last town, hopefully this next one has some time for rest and relaxation! I mean, there was a death, several in fact, some things revealed, and some confrontations happened. Hopefully there...

  
• 01.09.2019

  Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 5 - Final Bauss Activate

  The time has come, the crew has made their way through the super, past the happy, made whoope with the fun, and decided against the being murdered. Saved people, i don't know what happened. Does anyone actually read these? Seriously!...

  
• 12.19.2018

  Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 4 - Puzzling Pejoratives

  The travel continues, with one nasty party member down, and adding another party member aboard! However, now we enter the deepest parts of the dungeon. With their mission fulfilled, can the party find their way out? What awaits them further...

  
• 12.12.2018

  Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 3 - Them Bad Words

  This week, we find some friends down in the dungeon, talk about how much stuff smells, maybe summon a demon...? This is a wild romp through the second level of the mad mad dungeon! I mean, SUPER HAPPY FUN MURDER...

  
• 11.28.2018

  Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 2 - Terrifying Yellow

  I tried to find out if there was a terrifying yellow color, but it just brought me to a page full of phobias, which I did not care for. It looked like there was a needle through some ladies lip,...

  
• 11.21.2018

  Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 1 - The Humidity Game

  Time for an ARBITRARY! This time, we are playing a super indie game called DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS FIFTH EDITION! I heard the team worked very hard on it. It went through Beta Tests for the longest time. It's very good,...

  
• 11.07.2018

  Intermission - Info, News and Academy

  Greetings Mustelidae! No episode this week... However we do have some news! A little bit at least...  Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous...

  
• 10.31.2018

  Episode 130 - Davesdale, the Crescendo

  Back at it again in Davesdale! Well, the caves outside Davesdale but that's close enough. Crew decided to see what these accusations the priests of B.O.B were spouting. Anyone remember what B.O.B stands for? It's kind of dumb, kind of...

  
• 10.24.2018

  Episode 129 - Davedale, Back to the Classics

  Here we go again! Still in Davesdale... just realized I spell this differently a lot. Davedale? Anyway, still there, trying to figure out whats going on with all the Daves. Went to go investigate the church, but some wacky going...

  
• 10.03.2018

  Episode 128 - Davedale, Remix

  Remix. It feels like when I speak, cracks appear, and the turmolt just gets sucked into it. dripping, like wet paint that has yet to dry, seeping in and clearing a path, slick and clean, like a blank canvas. Flat,...

  
• 09.26.2018

  Episode 127 - Davedale, Behind the Music

  Strange town, all around us are similar faces, worn out places, worn out places... Wait, wrong song. Anyway, seems like the gang is getting a hold of what's all going on, strange black cloaked man, some gnomes out for a...

  
• 09.19.2018

  Episode 126 - Davesdale

  Back on that good stuff. That good good couch. That's how you spell ir right? Anyway, back onto the main story! Canonical story? Not sure at this point. The gang finally gets to Davesdale, the mysterious village that was once...

  
• 09.05.2018

  Dire Weview of Villainous Village pt 2

  Finally the Finale! We finish up our Dire Weview of Villainous Village, and the killer is revealed! After that we get into some of the emails we haven't got to in a long long time!  Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty...

  
• 08.22.2018

  Dire Weview of Villainous Village pt 1

  This week, since Cody was a dick and didn't have enough writing, Forrest came to our rescue and brought forth Villainous Village! Now we do a "Weview" of this game... This is a game about discovering whom the killer is...

  
• 08.15.2018

  The Great Cake Deliveries pt 2 - Big MuthaFuckin' Crab Truckers

  Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab truckers. This is an...

  
• 08.08.2018

  The Great Cake Deliveries pt 1 - Big MuthaFuckin' Crab Truckers

  Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab truckers. This is...

  
• 08.01.2018

  Episode 125 - Five Cubed, or an Interlewd

  Greetings Mustelidae. Well, I mean, that's the intro basically. This is a strange interlude... I mean, kind of? We were all pretty tired and needed something before/after Geeklycon. Speaking of, if you went, hope you had a great time! Anyway,...

  
• 06.27.2018

  Episode 124 - Insurrection: Not to be confused with E-rection

  Oh DEER! Things have escalated greatly! The situation may become too UNBEARABLE. What? I'm not GOATING you on! Not trying to SQUIRREL anything into this description at all! How dare you accuse me of this HOPping... nevermind. They may have...

  
• 06.20.2018

  Episode 123 - Investigation, START... eventually

  Things get started. Or at least some what started? Not sure exactly. It's surprising though who discovers what, and maybe it's just because the DM is worried about time, or is drinking too much. I don't know what anymore. Maybe...

  
• 06.13.2018

  Episode 122 - Monkey Murder Madness

  Well, getting to this little village, the crew finds out there are a bunch of animals living here, creating some sort of society? What does all this mean? Well, a monkey is dead, and it looks like Scoob and the...

  
• 06.06.2018

  Episode 121 - Through the Brush

  Finally making to the end of the caves of Manzanilla and the Underdark, our adventurers start off on their adventure through Cashew Brush. A mysterious luscent fog rolls in, pearlescent in colors and mystery. MYSTERY! Fine, maybe some of these...

  
• 05.30.2018

  The Animal Cabal pt 3 - The Witch is Dead

  The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it...

  
• 05.23.2018

  The Animal Cabal pt 2 - The Witch is Dead

  The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it...

  
• 05.16.2018

  The Animal Cabal pt 1 - The Witch is Dead

  The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it...

  
• 05.09.2018

  Episode 120 - That Toad is on Fire!

  Looks like our adventures have met some strange creature... Hopefully touching it doesn't have some ill effects associated with it? Hopefully our... Heroes(?) get out safe and sound and the princess and their guide can get on their way. But...

  
• 05.02.2018

  Episode 119 - All that Glitters is Gold... and other various Gems

  Oh geeze. Them Weasels folks have gotten themselves in a bit of trouble it seems. Falling down a pit in the Underdark is never a good idea. Wonderin' how all them will get out of this pickle. Hopefully nothing too...