Episode 243: ‘Disappointed Gymnast‘ (Michael Patrick Duggan)

Ever been hit on in a gay bar by an Olympic Gymnast with a fetish for older men? Writer and cartoonist Michael Patrick Duggan is feeling tired and single, and he’s ready to pack it in (why do they keep playing Gwen Stefani here, anyway?) when an Angel flies in from Planet Blowjob and invites him home to see his jockstrap. Things look promising until the gymnast whips out some Japanese tequila and becomes an elven wizard, and now the cops are on the way. Aren’t we ever gonna get to the gay stuff? #PoleVault #Chernobyl #IKnowHowThisWorksImIrish   Song: ‘Get Some’ (Ghosted)   About the Storyteller:   Michael Patrick Duggan is a writer and cartoonist. His latest novel is Poison & Power: Goldenheart Mysteries Book 1. He is also known for his coloring book series, including Mythical Women, Mandalas & Punctuation Marks, Myths & Monsters: Books 1 thru 3, and Moon Princesses & Space Monsters.   Find out more about Michael Patrick at: HYPERLINK "http://mpatrickduggan.net/"mpatrickduggan.net Get his coloring books and novel at HYPERLINK "https://www.amazon.com/M-Patrick-Duggan/e/B072NCKHNZ"https://www.amazon.com/M-Patrick-Duggan/e/B072NCKHNZ   Episode links:   Dipsea is an app full of hundreds of short, sexy audio stories designed by women, for women. They bring scenarios to life with immersive soundscapes and characters, no matter who you’re into or what turns you on. New content is released every week, so in between listening to your favorite stories, again and again, you can always find something new to explore. 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