While busy making sure that more than two thousand businesses in the Puget Sound area have been shuttered due to COVID, the local government in King County has some advice for us on how to practice safe COVID Sutra. It involves not staying at home, which it has advised us to do because, COVID, so as to make sure that the sex act is COVID safe. Which is just another reason to wonder what the heck is going on here? Rod has your final BEER of the WEEK, while Dave wanders down the HISTORICAL RABBIT HOLE of the WEEK, a return to his own childhood and the month’s biggest Birthday Boy.