* Drew missed Opening Day, Britney Spears claims she's pregnant, Dwayne Haskins death, Jack White's busy weekend, Bennifer engaged again, Eli Zaret stops by, John Wayne Gacy tapes, and the John Hinckley Jr tour hits the road.* Drew still doesn't feel good. He was so ill he missed Opening Day.* Eli Zaret joins the show to complain about baseball, complain about analytics, complain about Tiger Woods at The Masters, speculate Juwan Howard to the Lakers, and give his weekly Winning Time recap.* Other Sports: Dave Portnoy says Tiger Woods is a fraud. Spencer Haywood confirms self-circumcision.* Michelle Carter and her eyebrows have been spotted.* Andy Dick has a brand-new #1 hit tune.* John Hinckley is gearing up for first concert tour.* The John Wayne Gary tapes are coming to Netflix, but some people are saying it'll be hard to top Jason Moss' recordings with the Killer Clown.* Jussie Smollett drops a new tune as he continues to pretend he was the one who was wronged.* TikTok is officially on the way down as Richard Marx is the app's newest star.* Britney Spears says she's pregnant for the third time. Other people think she just might be a little gassy.* Jack White's Friday: National Anthem on Opening Day. Hang out with Gibby on T...