* Happy Easter, Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard heats up, police shooting in Grand Rapids, Ben Affleck can't drive, Elon Musk wants all of Twitter, Gary Coleman MeToo'd, WATP Karl remembers Gilbert Gottfried, victimized Amy Schumer, and the NYC Subway Shooter Slob's arrested.* Drew's hurting very badly. He needed an X-ray and now has to fight his insurance.* There's a baby formula shortage thanks to the supply chain and recalls. Drew wonders why no one can fix anything anymore.* The dirt is flying in the Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard lawsuit. It makes sense considering how terrible they were for each other.* Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez gross everyone out by wildly making out. Ben had an accident in a drive thru and his response was to light up and take off.* Gilbert Gottfried was laid to rest today.* Amy Schumer went on Howard Stern to play the victim.* Who Are These Podcasts' Karl joins us to add more to Amy Schumer's appearance on Stern, remember the hilarious Gilbert Gottfried, and to rag on Stuttering John. Don't forget to get your tickets to see WATP live in Nashville.* Not-a-Prince Harry and Meghan secretly met the Queen, but she still hasn't seen her great grandchildren. Not-a-Prince Harry and Meghan are going to use Ukrainian Invictus game athletes to fulfill their contract with Netflix.* President Obama fulfills his Netflix deal obligations in the easiest way possible.* Bonerline time.* Nobody believes Britney Spears is really pregnant. She's posting and grossing everyone out about her great pregnant sex life.