* Elon buys Twitter, Grand Rapid PD names officer, Megan Thee Stallion breaks her silence, Red Bull pilot 'plane swap' stunt, Drew Crime stories, Eli stops by with more thoughts on Miggy, Thomas Markle drops a new YouTube episode, and Trudi crashes a pizza party.* Trudi crashed her neighbor's pizza party, but she still managed to bring a card for the birthday boy.* Eli Zaret joins the show to continue his attacks on Miguel Cabrera, baseball violence, Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul, Tyson Fury's title defense, the upcoming NFL Draft and Jerry West vs Winning Time.* A listener has found our show after a 20 years hiatus.* Christopher Schurr has been identified as the Grand Rapids police officer involved in the shooting of Patrick Lyoya.* New York Mayor Eric Adams loves himself some Eric Adams.* The Supreme Court has to deal with a coach praying at high school football games.* Red Bull's stunts might have jumped the shark. The 'Plane Swap' was a partial success, but totally pointless.* Drew Crime: Kim Kardashian Esq. has saved Melissa Lucio. Sherri Papini's husband has FINALLY filed for a divorce.* Baker Mayfield's statue looks ridiculous.* Music: Antonio Brown's record deal is going great and being lauded (by TMZ). Amanda Bynes has new music about her 'wet fish'. Gross.