* We demand a LMFAO reunion, Kansas' comeback over UNC, another Jeffrey Epstein victim speaks, Louis CK's Grammy angers people, American Greed: BLM, Howard Stern on the Magic Johnson Hour, fired over a UPS/Kamala Harris joke, and loans that don't have to be repaid.* Marc is no longer vomiting.* Detroit Tigers: Opening Day is going to be cold again. The Tigers trade for outfielder Austin Meadows. Spencer Torkelson remains BranDon's pen pal.* Kansas defeated North Carolina for their 'One Shining Moment'.* Drew demands catfishing be declared illegal. NASCAR driver Hailie Deegan is being stalked. Her dad was BranDon's tattoo muse.* Grammy Fallout: Pink lets Rolling Stone know that they are irrelevant. People are still raging that Louis C.K. won a Grammy. "We Now Live in a World Where the Grammys Are Awesome" because they are what Rolling Stone wants them to be. The Grammys needed more Tony Bennett. Drew continues his war on Finneas.* "Hello friends", get ready for Jim Nance, The Masters, and crusty old Butler Cabin.* Kanye quits on Coachella. Coachella is pretending like they're totally cool with Ye dropping out at the last second.* Tory Lanez was arrested today for violating a protective order involving Megan Thee Stallion.* Twitter's stock soars after Elon Musk buys stock