* Deshaun Watson's punishment, US kills Al-Qaeda leader, Chuck E. Cheese is racist too, Britney Spears book held up due to paper shortage, Prince Charles sketchy deals, Mystikal's rapes, Ana de Armas as Marilyn Monroe, Lollapalooza recap, and Trudi re-eulogizes Nichelle Nichols.* Deshaun Watson has been suspended for 6 games. The NFL will act like they are going to appeal the decision.* Ivana Trump has a pretty lonely and sad final resting place.* The Donald is furious at the Brittney Griner trade proposals. Some people are questioning his definition of "loaded up".* Trudi takes exception to our Nichelle Nichols eulogy. Nichelle cut her son out of her will because he couldn't wait to "sell her s#!t".* Maz is on a cross-country family adventure.* Will Smith is still really sorry. The apology video was one giant advertisement for Jaden Smith's stupid water company.* Nate Burleson went from crashing cars (due to pizza) to anchoring CBS This Morning.* Prince Charles loves money from the bin Laden's and shady Qatari politicians... Especially if it's cash in suitcases.* We need to take a serious look at Deshaun Watson's 2022 Fantasy Football value.* Political commercials are running overtime.* Hard Knocks features the Detroit Lions and will debut on August 9th. Aidan Hutchinson is hazed. Jeff Okudah is trying not to be a total bust.