* Tigers fire Al Avila, Oxford High's security guard, Charlie LeDuff v. Gov. Whitmer, Britney hates her kids, celebs nailing nannies, Aidan Hutchinson on HBO's Hard Knocks, Drew Crime, and Trudi is heading to Florida with the Trump Unity Bridge.* Al Avila has finally been blown out by the Detroit Tigers. VaTech's Kerry Carpenter gets the call up to the big leagues and Drew couldn't be prouder.* Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Detroit Lions premiered last night on HBO to much fanfare. Aidan Hutchinson stole the show.* "Blue Origin Brian" sent in an incredible care package. Thank you. Now who is your daddy, and what does he do?* Politricks: Joe Biden goes on vacation with his family (except that unofficial grandkid). Donald Trump pleads the 5th. 70% of Americans do not approve of the raid. Joe Biden declares inflation 0.0%.* Matt Lattanzi did Olivia Newton-John dirty with nanny Cindy Jessup. This leads us down a list of celebrities who cheated on their spouse with the nanny. * A little too much is being made out of that LLWS hug. It does remind Drew of when he peaked at age 12.* Deshaun Watson gets the start in preseason week 1.* Music: Woodstock '99 emails. Shawn Mendes completely bails on his tour to work on himself because