* USFL Draft fever, 2/22/22 too stupid, Ethan Crumbly: fame whore loser, Cardi B breaks down Russia's invasion of Ukraine, RIP to 2 rockers, Kyle Rittenhouse's suing everyone, and Marc's GoFundMe hate mail.* It's 2/2/2/2/2/222/22/222.* Joe Biden is slapping sanctions on Mother Russia.* Cardi B is the newswomen we need to breakdown the Russia/Ukraine situation. TMZ takes it way too seriously and spends time "breaking it down".* Aaron Rodgers shares a cryptic IG post that will totally boost Pat McAfee's download numbers.* Tom Mazawey is devastated by the news of Medina Spirit being stripped of the 2021 Kentucky Derby title.* The USFL Draft is tonight and the Michigan Panthers are on the clock.* RIP Gary Brooker. You know that one song even if you don't know the name, trust me.* We roll through the number 1 songs of 1967. We then find out that people were listening to the wrong music in 1992.* RIP Screaming Trees Mark Lanegan.* Motley Crue is breaking the law as the tour is back on!* Drew recalls when Jimmy Page had diarrhea and cancelled his Chicago performance back in '77.* Kyle Rittenhouse has found his calling: suing people.* Sarah Palin is appealing her NYT court loss. She loves athletic weiner.* Hunter Biden's ex-girlfriend (aka Weed Slut 420) is spilling to the grand jury.* Ethan Crumbley wanted to be the 'SRT Killer'.