* Putin invades Ukraine, Ted Nugent dials in the show, Huel Perkins & Monica Gayle retiring, Jerry Lewis: Sexual Predator, Matthew Rondeau's meltdown, a new Bonerline, and a check in with Maz during his birthday week.* Russia invades Ukraine: Drew and Marc are worried about their portfolios. The Battle of Chernobyl. People are sharing video game footage as actual conflict online. Ukrainians are defiant and are fighting.* We struggle with phone technology, but eventually connect with Ted Nugent to discuss Fred Bear, California Jam II, Detroit Muscle and his upcoming show at Freedom Hill.* BranDon presents another unsponsored Bonerline. Call or text 209-66-Boner.* Russia invades Ukraine Part 2: Sean Penn is on the front lines in Ukraine. Gal Gadot is getting cyber bullied today. Some D List celeb named AnnaLynne McCord reads the worst poem possibly ever.* Lyla is a shape-shifter and the DMP construction crew is hard at work to prevent escapes.* New Cameos include Lauren Holly, Sean Young and a bunch of stars you've never heard of that are charging too much.* Shanna Moakler's stud boyfriend, Matthew Rondeau, had an absolute meltdown online. Today he was arrested for domestic violence. Here's a picture of the veins in his weiner for identification purposes.* Kim Kardashian is REALLY trying to divorce Kanye West.*