* Axl Rose's on-stage pep talks, pasty white Elon Musk, Meghan Markle's a party pooper, Ivanna Trump's friendship with Michael Jackson, Eli Zaret stops by the show, Anarchapulco, Mullet=Fun, and Drew's Comerica Park parking problem.* Trudi's back from Todd Fest '22.* Cameron Smith proves once again that if you have a mullet for any reason then you are a fun person to be around.* Eli Zaret stops by the studio for his weekly visit. He points out how all Detroit Tiger fans have "rebuilding fatigue." Eduardo Rodriguez is still missing and his agent won't even return Al Avila's calls. The MLB All-Star Game is a joke now. All-Star starting pitcher Clayton Kershaw came extremely close to a perfect game for the second time this year. * Florida Gator QB Anthony Richardson no longer wants to be called by his nickname- AR-15. * The Deshaun Watson suspension decision is waiting for training camp to begin. Even so, he's already planning on suing.* Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/dams or use the code dams to get a HUGE Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 1 additional month for free + a bonus gift! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee!* A NYC firefighter got his leg crushed after a SUV tipped over on him. The SUV was sexually assaulting another car.* Cyndi Lauper's son is a rapper. We only know this because he was arrested for being in a stolen car.* David Beckham & Posh Spice's son Brooklyn Beckham just got fired from some modeling gig. His stupid cooking show was also a failure. * Drew is furious at the current state of his elite parking spot at Comerica Park.* Anarchapulco was ruined by Cryptopulco and Forkulpulco.* Curt Shilling is really mad at Britt...