* Whomp Whomp - Johnny Depp beats Amber Heard... in court. Boom Boom - Pat Travers joins us. Wha Wha Wha - Trudi's parade adventures. Plus - Sex Pistols on Hulu, Drew Crime covers the Hillside Strangler, and iPhones snobs v. Android androids.* Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard: Johnny cleans up and is awarded $13,000,000. Johnny Depp remains on tour in Europe. A crowd goes wild as if they won something. Judge Jeanine Pirro nailed the verdict.* Meghan Markle MIGHT try and reconnect with her dad because she needs some good PR. Meghan and Not-a-Prince Harry are the least popular Royals of all-time. MEghan is declared the Duchess of Product Placement.* Refrigerator magnets: Alabama. Arizona. Colorado. Georgia. Maryland. Nevada. Ohio. South Carolina. Texas. Wisconsin. Yeeeahhh!!!* Kaitlin Armstrong is still missing. It seems like no one is even looking for her.* Rocker Pat Travers joins the show! Check him out at The Token Lounge June 12th. Check out his new tunes.* RIP Ronnie Hawkins.* JPMorgan Jamie Dimon wants everyone to "brace yourself" for the upcoming "hurricane" in the US economy.* Paul Pelosi got in a car crash and was arrested for drunk driving. So now you must be reminded that he killed his brother 65 years ago. The Catholic Church is NOT a fan of Nancy Pelosi. * Hunter Biden's porn searches and viewing antics have been revealed.*