* Michael Jackson tribute at the Tony Awards, we see it Eli Zaret's way, riveting Jan 6th hearings, the last days of George Michael, KISS TV, Justin Bieber's Ramsay Hunt syndrome, and Elisa Jordana updates us on commodities & Andy Dick court appearances.* Marc is on a family vacation across the USA. Trudi used to take dumps in the car on her family road trips back in the day.* Eli Zaret drops by to yell at Deshaun Watson, yell at LIV Golf, yell at the Detroit Tigers, yell at Tony La Russa, and kindly ask you to see Dr. Yaldo to improve your quality of life.* Ozzy Osbourne is undergoing a pretty big surgery and we wish him well.* The stock market got smoked today. Cryptocurrency is doing even worse. Celsius has frozen all activity. Jack White wants NOTHING to do with NFTs.* George Michael's final days were filled with drugs and male prostitutes. A new documentary is coming out about the troubled singer.* Tampons are the new baby formula. They are in full stock at the U of M male bathrooms, though.* Other USA shortages: Lifeguards. Energy.* Amber Heard is on a media tour now, starting with the Today Show.