* BranDon's January 6th conspiracy theories, brand-new Kaitlin Armstrong info, other Drew Crime, the many lies of Bradley Cooper, Lizzo the ableist, remembering Lee Miglin (and Andrew Cunanan Cliff Notes), and Jim Bentley returns to the studio.* Jim Bentley skips out on work at Hall Financial to come be with us on the show.* BranDon is on a Ray Epps conspiracy theory. Did someone really poop on Nancy Pelosi's desk?* Remember when Justin Turner broke Carlos Monarrez's heart? Why are there so many questions in these notes?* Fortune favors the brave... the poor, poor brave. Warren Buffett survived the crypto crash.* Bradley Cooper LOVES blow. He says he couldn't get any women until 2009. Liar.* Lady Gaga is apparently set to play Harley Quinn in a new Joker movie opposite Joaquin Phoenix.* Part two of Amber Heard's Today interview aired and Amber still loves Johnny Depp.* We honor Lee Miglin on his death anniversary. Editor's Note: It's TOTALLY not the anniversary.* Kaitlin Armstrong is still on the run but some people are saying she met up with her sister at a campground.* Kim Kardashian's fat ass destroyed Marilyn Monroe's famous dress.* Blac Chyna is so broke she's doing Celebrity Boxing and getting her ass kicked in front of dozens of people.* Bam Margera bailed on rehab and is missing.* El Salvador has lost their ass in crypto.