* Motley Crue on tour, avoiding abortion, Rudy Giuliani assaulted by a back slap, Unrivaled: Red Wings v. Avalanche, Ben Affleck kid's car crash, Eli Zaret stops by, waiting for the Detroit Fireworks, Danny Bonaduce's mystery illness, and Drew's wild weekend.* Wild Weekend: Matt Riley's 60th birthday bash. Todd Rundgren killed it... and then totally made up with Trudi. Paul McCartney headlined Glastonbury, but some people are saying Dave Grohl ruined Band on the Run. Robert Plant bored everyone by bringing Alison Krauss. The Rolling Stones played Hyde Park. The Motley Crue tour is a disaster and Vince Meal is terrible.* The Ford Fireworks are tonight. You better get in line early.* Eli Zaret drops by to discuss ESPN's Unrivaled, the Colorado Avalanche Stanley Cup Champs, the crappy Detroit Tigers, the Detroit Pistons' draft, $10M NIL deals, Deshaun Watson's arbitration, the Houston Texans new lawsuit and much more.* Movies: Top Gun: Maverick earns $1B. The new Elvis movie tied TG for first place this weekend.