* R. Kelly gets 30 years, God saved Travis Barker, "Summer of Sam" Asghari, murder in Ypsi live on FB, the celeb NFT complex, another Vince McMahon rape allegation, serial killer privileges, Howard Stern's hot mic, Al Roker's crowd, Aunt Agnes, and Drew's visit to the prostate doctor.* R. Kelly has finally been sentenced to 30 years in prison. I guess he won't need any passports or shots.* We almost lost Travis Barker, but it seems that God saved him.* We try to surprise call to Trent Bolte. An APB is now issued for Trent.* Everybody seems to be calling BS on Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony. She stands by her testimony, as does Mick Mulvaney.* Make sure you keep tampon shelf fully stocked.* Bette Midler wants to take Viagra away from all men including homosexuals. Wanda Sykes declares we are at the end of Democracy.* Local: Some dude hit two girls on a residential street in Dearborn... and then took off. Westland police standoff had a trailer park standoff. Former Macomb County Prosecutor, Eric Smith, will be turning himself in soon.* Aunt Agnes loved her Tom Collins.* GMA declares it the "Summer of Sam Asghari". Britney's lawyer slams Jamie Spears for wanting his free daughter to be deposed.*