* Golfers quit the PGA for blood money, Deshaun Watson's response to NY Times, Mr. McConaughey goes to Washington, WaPo's inner-office Twitter fight, Bill Burr's: Friends Who Kill, Corey Feldman's NFTs, WATP Karl joins us, and listener Angie takes on Meghan Markle fans.* Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill is available on Netflix and it's worth a watch.* Kyle Rittenhouse is going to Texas A&M, but that's news to the university.* Rick Astley soundly defeated John Hinckley Jr. in our highly scientific Twitter poll.* Not-a-Prince Harry and his attention seeking wife Meghan Markle tried to weasel Netflix cameras into the meeting of their daughter with the Queen. Listener Angie Bloor got POUNDED by Megxit fans for simple quoting a drop from The Office.* Tom Mazawey lifted Drew's spirits today.* Felicia Sonmez got her co-worker, David Weigel, suspended from the WaPo for a stupid retweet. Fun Fact: David had Felicia's back when she got heat after Kobe died.* Johnny Depp has entered the TikTok game.* WATP's Karl joins the show to remind us that Jameela Jamil is a whiner, update us on his new 2-show schedule, rip on Al Franken's crappy podcast (with special guest Patton Oswalt), and give us more reason to hate Paris Hilton. For more Karl angry at Paris, check out this video with KC Armstrong.* Protect yourself online with our NordVPN deal. Use our code DAMS for a huge discount off your NordVPN plan plus 1 additional month for free. You’ll even get a bonus gift. It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money back guarantee.* Matthew McConaughey dropped by the White House to speak on gun issues following the Uvalde mass shooting.*