* Jussie Smollett sentenced, Casey Kasem's garage sale, MLB is back, Lars Ulrich toilet, Maz checks in from the alley, Tiger Woods HOF, a new Bonerline, and Jerry Jones' love child.* March Sadness: Michigan basketball chokes and loses to Indiana.* MLB is back as an agreement between owners and players is done. BranDon has petitioned Johnny Sins for Fantasy Baseball help.* Jussie Smollett Sentencing: Jussie was late again. Celebrities come to his defense. His Grandma even takes the stand for him.* Casey Kasem's widow is selling all his crap and some of hers too.* In the case of Alexandra Davis... Jerry Jones, you ARE the father.* Sam Woods helps induct Tiger Woods into the Golf Hall of Fame after inducting him into the Sam Woods' Father Hall of Fame. Tiger burst into tears when he mentioned his mother... Kultida.* Kim Kardashian has career advice for all women on International Women's Day. People did not react positively. * The most followed turds on social media.* Astronaut Mark Vande Hei is caught between an international Space quarrel. Jeff Bezos space suit needed more room in the crotch area.* Elon Musk has welcomed another child onto Earth.* Somebody found an old boat in the water off Antarctica.* Amy Schumer is making a comeback for some reason and she wants none of the canceled comics to ever work again. Here is a half hour video of her stealing jokes.