* March Madness, Jussie Smollett is "not suicidal", Tom Brady is back, no charges for Deshaun Watson, Fabio vs. birds, Naomi Osaka "sucks", Kanye v. Skeet, the fall of Bruce Willis, and Rick Beato's best list possibly ever.* Jussie Smollett sentenced: Jussie "is not suicidal", but his jailers beg to differ. Taraji P Henson equates Jussie to Emmitt Till. Kim Foxx declarers mob justice because she can't admit she was wrong.* Drew's Hokies are ACC Champions!* Tangent time: Jerry Seinfeld attending Coach K's last game at Cameron Indoor spins us into his dating history and that one time Fabio got blasted by a bird on a roller coaster. * Kent State basketball players were punished after they uploaded a dumb video on the internet.* Naomi Osaka pulls a Serena Williams after a fan yells "you suck" during her match.* Deshaun Watson is sexually irresistible in the eyes of the law. Teams are already scrambling to get him back on the field. The CSI: NFL is still investigating. Adam Schefter is a shill.* Greg Hardy got his destroyed again and is OUT of the UFC. He can only beat up women.* George Blaha will miss the remainder of the NBA season following a heart bypass procedure. Get well soon!* RIP Sponge founding member Mike Cross.* Drew TV: Kurt Vonnegut: Unstuck in Time on HBO Max and The Andy Warhol Diaries on Netflix.