* Happy Anniversary to Fabio, Russia TV protestor, WATP's Karl joins us, money scares millennials, "I Am Britney Spears", local Drew Crime, and "there's no cheering in the press box".* Happy Equal Pay Day.* Dolly Parton totally virtue signaled, but everyone loves her.... except Ron Jolly.* Millennials want to be millionaires, but are scared to invest. Drew has the tips.* A Russian TV editor held a sign on State TV and everyone assumes she's already dead. She is alive.* WATP's Karl joins the show to rip apart Hope Solo's new podcast, catch up on Rob Lowe's turd show with special guest Valerie Bertinelli and his latest legal troubles with Stuttering John.* Drew Crime: A burner phone takes down a murderer. Farmington Hills' Muhammad Altantawi guilty of murdering his mother. Jarren Cox probably murdered Andrea Tucker in her driveway.* Jussie Smollett is a victim in his family's mind. #FreeJussie. Jussie is now suddenly immunocompromised and fearing for his mental health. Rapper Freddie Gibbs is NOT team Jussie.*