* Happy St. Patrick's Day, Bad Vegan on Netflix, Andy Dick back with Elisa, Melinda Gates interview takeover, best film end credit songs, Bomani Jones' HBO show, a Bonerline, and BranDon is being cyberbullied.* Happy St. Patrick's Day!* College Sports: March Madness has begun. Devante Jones doesn't feel good. Some people are saying Michigan hired a woman because on nepotism. Mike Valenti is (always) aggravated at Doug Karsch. Vocal fry is the new puking.* The stock market is on FIRE... for today.* Marc has been putting his car in neutral on Drew's recommendation. Drew has yet another brand-new gas-saving tip. Gas thieves are running rampant.* BranDon presents a brand-new unsponsored Bonerline.* Clay'on Echard found love. The two chicks that Clay'on already nailed will be next season's dual-Bachelorettes.* No one can figure out the Trump Unity Rattletrap's finances.* You're either team Naomi Osaka or you want her to suck it up.* Bomani Jones keeps getting paid tons of money to have zero audience.* Boston Globe's 'Woman of the Year' is a thief. Turns out BLM donations didn't exactly go towards what you'd expect them to go to.* Elisa Jordana has invited Andy Dick to live with her... but there is already trouble brewing.