* Evan Rachel Wood's doc on Marilyn Manson, Art Van Scam, Tesla liar, Pamela Anderson's face on GMA, Rod Allen's new gig, MacKenzie (Bezos) Scott's money, and we do another South Beach Curfew check.* Hillary Clinton has COVID. Bill does not.* RIP Madeleine Albright.* Rod Allen has finally landed a job after that chair brawl with Mario Impemba. Mario Impemba has a new book.* The best footage from the war in Ukraine can be found on Reddit.* Some Brazilian singer claims she was hospitalized from holding in her farts.* Phoenix Rising documents all the ways Evan Rachel Wood has been wronged by everyone from her parents to Marilyn Manson.* The Simpsons continues to have a strong season.* Celebrities will be patting themselves on the back over the next two weeks with the Oscars and the Grammys. J Prince wants to boycott the latter by hosting a concert at the same time.* The New Vaudeville Band > The Beatles.* We can't stop listening to LMFAO.* Lauren Pazienza, who allegedly shoved and killed Debbie Harry's voice coach, had been in hiding ever since Barbara Maier Gustern died.* Pamela Anderson is so hot right now that GMA interviewed her wrinkle free head.* Machine Gun Kelly loves fellatio from African American women, but is no in trouble for saying as much. Check out MGK's impromptu concert in Paraguay.* MacKenzie Scott and Dan Jewett gave a TON of Jeff Bezos' money away.* Paulina Porizkova is a Reality TV star now.*