* Red Wings fire Al Sobotka, Will Smith wouldn't leave, DJ Jazzy Jeff 'no comments' us, free QLine rides, from Secrets of Playboy to Thousand Pound Sisters, Trevor Bauer sues journalists, and Bruce Willis retirement phony phone calls.* More Will Smith/Chris Rock Silence Breaking: King Richard Williams' estranged daughter speaks. The 'Tell The Truth" CTE doctor supports Will. David Spade & Dana Carvey speak. Chris Rock adds more shows to sell out. Wanda Sykes and Amy Schumer are "traumatized".* The 'Thousand Pound Twins' pop off about Hugh Heffner on Secrets of Playboy.* Trudi caught the new Jackass Forever flick and there is no shortage of weiners.* Tom Mazawey collaborated with The Ting Tings and has no idea who they are.* Trevor Bauer is suing The Athletic, Deadspin and Molly Knight for defamation.* Alex Jones tries to pay the Sandy Hook parents to SHUT UP... but they aren't having it.* The QLine is still free of charge if anyone wants a 3.3-mile ride.* Astronaut Mark Vande Hei had to be carried away after his return from outer space.* Al Sobotka has been BLOWN OUT by the Detroit Red Wings. We check in with Al, who sounds really bummed out. Jim Bentley joins the show to tell an Al Sobotka story and brag about his farts in our system.* Bruce Willis is retiring from acting due to Aphasia. We remember a few prank phone calls in his honor.* Casey Anthony is...