* A Jackson family stream-off, Mayor Jim Fouts: Hero, The Bachelor: Gaslighting Edition, congressman's ISIS bride affair, Sherri Papini selfies, Don't Say Gay, Top Female Rock Albums, and HoJo horror stories.* We start the show with all we ever talk about: The Bachelor. Clay-en Echard should teach a masterclass in gaslighting.* Sports: Awwwww, Robert Kraft has found love and is engaged to a hottie 33 years his junior. Flint Tropics Jackie Moon made his return to the hardwood. Tony Hawk broke his femur because he's 53 and skateboarding. This dude is Trudi's favorite Jewish Performance Center act.* Trudi used to rock out to "Russians" by Sting.* Drew is the last human on earth still paying for SiriusXM. Why are people saying 'Needle Drop' these days?* Licorice Pizza could not be made today.* Pam & Tommy on Hulu wrapped up.* Young chicks love singing the f-word.* Trudi wants to solve the gas price crisis by always working from home.* Texas rep, Van Taylor, is a selfish lover who loves rimjobs from a former ISIS bride/suicide bomber.* Chris Brown is vindicated and will probably clean up his act.* Model & Mayor Jim Fouts put Warren City Hall on lockdown after car thief ran into the building. Drew noticed how hot he looked.* Lyla destroyed Drew's glasses.* Emails: