Drew And Mike – March 25, 2021

Suez Canal jammed up, President Biden finally has a presser, Chrissy Teigen quits Twitter, Bagel Karen, Michigan man's missing girlfriend, a new Bonerline, Drew Crime, and BranDon & Marcus' wild night.Tom Mazawey decided to finally release the name of the secret February winner of the Legacy drawing.Inside Edition is shaming people for not spending their stimulus money the way they want you to spend it. Knock it off, fun governors.Joe Biden had his first press conference and pulled a Donald Sterling. He also set up Biden v. Trump II: Electric Boogaloo.We're amazingly only #85th in the world in infrastructure.A boat is blocking the Suez Canal. It made sure to draw a penis and butt before ramming itself into a tight space. QAnon has it all figured out and, spoiler alert, it's Hillary Clinton's fault.Somebody crashed their car into BranDon's neighbor Marcus' house and left the scene of the crime. Detective BranDon is on the case.Manscaped brings you another BonerlineTwitter declared David Lee Roth to be the famous person jamming to Paul McCartney and Ringo. Listener Sean is a great sleuth.Happy Women's Equal Pay Day.Sharon Osbourne may take The Talk completely down.Andrew Cuomo is in trouble for putting his family first.RIP Jessica Walter aka Lucille Bluth.A barricaded gunman in Superior Township had a war of words with the police on Facebook.The Rose Room at 220 in Birmingham is in hot water after several patrons were reportedly drugged while drinking at their facility.Drew Crime covers the story of Dr. Maynard vs his own baby and a nerdy Mensa murderer.We're all going to be banging robots soon. Get your WD-40 ready.Chrissy Teigen has quit Twitter like Alec Baldwin.Madonna steals children AND social media pictures.Jane Fonda wants you to know that she has retired her vagina... unless you're a younger man.We do not have the privilege to view the AT&T girl's body anymore. How's her Quibi show doing?EMU is facing a lawsuit stating 11 victims of sexual assaults were handled incorrectly.New TV: A Jeffrey Dahmer Netflix series and a new John Wayne Gacy documentary.The Mayor of Charlottesville is a terrible poet.Bagel Karen may be the craziest Karen ever.Michigan Republicans want to pay prosecutors extra to investigate Gretchen Whitmer's nursing home policies. Democrats aren't happy.Ryan Bane won't let police search his boat... even though a woman has recently gone missing from it.Social media is dumb but we're on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).