* Grading NFL Draft Grades, Bill Murray breaks his silence, MLB suspends Trevor Bauer for 2 years, Meghan Markle's (cartoon) canceled, Cardi B's latest fart, Scientology child labor lawsuit, RIP Naomi Judd, Angelina Jolie virtue signal trip, and local newspapers raid the Red Shovel Network talent pool.* The newspapers are raiding the talent at The Red Shovel Network basement as ML Elrick has been hired by the Free Press and the Detroit News has picked up Charlie LeDuff & Karen Dumas. BranDon has not received any job offers. The rest of us want to write for the Woodward Talk.* NFL Draft Recap: Draft grades are dumb because no one knows the future. The Detroit Lions selected Aidan Hutchinson and Jameson Williams in the 1st round of the 2022 NFL Draft. Maz's favorite Malik Willis dropped. Drew was interested in the fashion. A Virginia Tech Hokie was drafted to the Lions. Rich Eisen had a stellar interview with the Blue Man Group.* RIP Naomi Judd. The Judd family is to be inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame Monday.* Hope Solo's BH is going to rehab, so she had the Hall of Fame move her induction back one year.* Miguel Cabrera has responded to Eli Zaret.* Jeff Blashill has been BLOWN OUT! *