* Crypto crash, Selma Blair's Cranbrook allegations, Andie MacDowell's panic attack, Andy Dick's missing blow, new Hudson's building renderings, a new Bonerline, former UofM president's sweet exit deal, Maz checks in, and Drew finally passes Screech.* The Detroit Tigers are still terrible.* Naomi Judd committed suicide by shooting herself. Ashley Judd found her body.* It's official: BuFu > BooFoo. Jim Bentley tries to take credit, but is called out for being a liar.* We learn ALL about Sheriff Rick Singleton- the 'hero' of the Alabama escaped convict case.* We have a brand-new Legacy winner! Congrats to _____________!!!* Mark Schlissel gets a sweetheart exit deal for stepping down as University of Michigan's President.* Matt Damon is getting crap for roping people into crypto. Crypto bros are going broke. El Salvador doubles down because they have no currency. * Your 401k is now a 301k.* Due to fraudulent purchases, Drew has surpassed Dustin Diamond in Twitter followers. Congrats, Drew!* Twitter is fired two top executives... including a guy that was out on paternity leave.* Spain is giving women 'menstrual leave' and Drew is jealous.* Andie MacDowell had to work with a bunch of guys when Donald Trump got elected and it gave her a panic attack. Now that she has your attention, she wants you to know about her movies that are coming out.* Shanna Moakler is posting about "communal d**k". Dennis Quaid once nailed her. Check out Matthew Rondeau's veins right here.*