* Thomas Markle tells us about the Queen's Jubilee, mass shooting in Buffalo, Britney Spears miscarriage, Jeff Bezos v. Joe Biden on Twitter, Joey B. Toonz hates influencers, new Norm Macdonald coming to Netflix, and menstrual shed inventor Randy Weaver dies.* Britney Spears lost her "miracle" baby. Thoughts and prayers. Some people are saying that Marcstradamus called it.* Paris Hilton went to Capitol Hill to fight child abuse even though it's very difficult for her.* Pete Davidson got his dumbest tattoo yet.* Detroit Tigers: Tom Mazawey once again assaulted the buffet. It may cost us $5,000 to make our Mazcot. The Tigers actually won a series. Tork knocked someone out. Teebs made the cover of a Freep story.* The Cincinnati Reds pitched a no-hitter... and lost.* A manifesto writing racist murdered 10 in a mass shooting in Buffalo. There were 3 mass shootings in Milwaukee this weekend.* Incel load Johnny Young is on the loose after pepper spraying attacks.* The baby formula thing is getting ridiculous.* Bling Empire is Drew's new reality TV show fix.* Garrison Keillor is making his comeback for no one to see.* Cary Fukunaga's comments on Roe v. Wade opened up a storm of allegations against him.*