* Memorial Day parades, Netflix's Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special, Uvalde Texas PD's changing story, The Dumbing Down of America, Top Gun: Maverick, Johnny Depp rocks out, Joey B Toonz v. Britney Spears, and Eli Zaret stops by with his George Carlin story.* Hope you had a safe and meaningful Memorial Day.* Tom Labuda and Trudi Daniels were stars of the SCS Memorial Day Parade. Guess whose car broke down?* Home prices are plummeting in certain cities.* Eli Zaret joins the show to whine about the Detroit Tigers schedule, Kody Clemens here to save the day, the NBA Finals, James Worthy vs the current NBA, Tommy Pham vs Joc Pederson and Gabe Kapler's National Anthem boycott. Oh, and he got George Carlin super-high in 1972.* Tom Mazawey somehow weaseled Champions Club tickets again for his wife and grandma. He claims it was a Mother's Day gift.* Matt Riley had to prepare for hours to watch Joe Biden ramble for a couple minutes. Drew set Riley up with a great mixtape.* Nancy Pelosi's husband is an 82-year-old party animal.* E60 is dropping a Red Wings vs Avalanche doc title 'Unrivaled' in June.* The Virginia Tech football player on trial for a Tinder murder has been acquitted.*