* Top Gun 2 leads to a Kenny Loggins (& Messina) rabbit hole, Alabama Whites still on the loose, Andy Dick's Motel 6, jealous Johnny Depp, Maz checks in to get out of chores, oil change death lawsuit, a new Bonerline, TikTok lectures, new soft Boyce Ave, and Happy Mother's Day.* Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard: They are both just awful. Paul McCartney is #TeamJohnny. James Franco is #TeamAmber.* Reminder Lyla was almost committed suicide during yesterday's production.* Tom Cruise showed up to the Top Gun 2 premiere via helicopter that he claims he piloted. Trudi has never seen Top Gun, as she's too busy with gems like Multiplicity.* Andy Dick is currently living in a Motel 6. We investigate the hotel of skank and seek out the "rude AF Jose".* Happy Mother's Day to all the MILFs and MIRFs out there.* Miss USA Cheslie Kryst's mother read the letter her daughter sent her before her suicide.* Jade Benning is busted 26 years after she murdered her boyfriend in California.* Will of the People: Don't worry about committing any crimes in Wayne county, cause you'll definitely be bonded out. Beverly Bennett got BLOWN OUT at Kroger for trying to stop a shoplifter.