* The Alabama Whites are caught, Phone Number War: Drew v. BranDon, former MSU star Adreian Payne murdered, Eli Zaret joins us, teacher catfished by his students for nude pics, 42 Dugg's exempt from laws, and we check in the Pushback King: Quality Inn Mike.* Former MSU basketball star Adreian Payne was murdered.* Eli Zaret joins the show to re-attack Aqib Talib, re-attack Miguel Cabrera, crap all over Bill Laimbeer, and give his weekly recap of HBO's Winning Time.* The name 'BranDon' is in trouble thanks to Joe Biden and that really dumb NASCAR interviewer.* Phoenix Suns star Chris Paul wants to fight a 14-year-old that tapped his mom.* Former Secretary of Defense Mark Esper saved Donald Trump from shooting protestors in the legs and from launching missiles into Mexico.* 60 Minutes did a piece about how hard kids have it these days.* Zooves and his classmate Stevie Wonder graduated this weekend.* Think of Steve Gleason the next time you complain about something. The doc about his is super sad.* The Whites have been spotted in Indiana at a car wash. We check in with our Alabama correspondent, Quality Inn Mike aka The Pushback King.* Drew threatens to end the podcast because BranDon doesn't store phone numbers.* People Climbing Buildings: San Francisco. New York.