* Joe Biden v. federal marijuana convictions, Kanye West v. Black Lives Matter, a brand-new Bonerline, Tom Mazawey checks in with hot takes, a new stack of Drew Crime and Clarktober continues with a new Mike Clark Soundboard.* Marital Issues: The mistress of Boston Celtics coach, Ime Udoka, has been identified. Danny Ainge is disappointed. Gisele Bundchen is SICK OF FOOTBALL!!! Some people are saying Tom Brady was sick of banging his model wife. Brangelina is in shambles.* Stuttering John Melendez had a very sad birthday.* We call Tom Mazawey early (to avoid bowling interruptions) to discuss Dan Campbell's physical appearance, predict a Lions victory, try to weasel into the MSU vs OSU game, preview Michigan vs Indiana, debate beer in Michigan stadiums, geek out over the MLB Playoffs and more.* This weekend's SNL will be hosted by Brendan Gleeson with special musical guest... Willow Smith! Speaking of the Smiths, Jada Pinkett Smith has a memoir coming out that nobody wants to read.* Drew Crime: Bizarre true crime story out of California. Kim Kardashian is a murderer lover and is entering the true crime podcast world.