* DTE wants to raise rates even though they can't provide customers power, DTW airport accused of white discrimination, Meghan Markle lies, Sarah Palin loses, Stacey Dash just found out DMX died, a new Bonerline, Maz quickly checks in, and we talk to the USA Mullet Champion.* FOOTBALL IS BACK.* We asked for feedback regarding power outages in other states and we got it. DTE shows they have impeccable timing as they ask for an 8.8% rate hike. Does Jerry Norcia have a generator at his house?* Trudi house continues to turn against her as she now has a $1,500 water bill for her "outside" meter. She also has a dong stain on the carpet.* We check in with 8-year-old Emmitt Bailey, the USA Mullet Champion.* Punt God's parents say they're getting multiple death threats.* Politricks: The polls don't look to good for Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago mess up... but at least he doesn't have to pay for the legal defense. Buy Melania Trump's NFTs right here! Adam Bies thought he could take on the FBI. He couldn't. Sarah Palin loses Alaska election. Kamala Harris or Sarah Palin... who would you rather be president. Mayor Lori Lightfoot calls Texas Governor Greg Abbott racist for sending migrants to Chicago.* Wayne County Airport is being sued for discrimination against white people. Dennis Archer Jr. is on the board,