* President Biden visits the Auto Show, Bachelor Nation rocked by new racist allegations, American Rapstar on Hulu, Shri Thanedar's "Emmy", the cause of the MSU's business dean feud revealed, and the chess world anal cheating scandal. * Brits won't stop "queueing up" to see the Queen's corpse. We remain Queen'd out. Some people are saying King Charles III is gay. Prince Andrew and Prince Harry weren't allowed to wear their military garb, but they still wore all their medals. Nobody likes Meghan Markle. Uju Anya won't back down.* The FBI seized the MyPillow guy's cell phone... at Hardee's.* Ford is selling 50% of their cars via pre-order.* The Bachelorette got special permission from all ABC affiliates to go over time... only for one of the dudes to be declared racist for blackface an old yearbook photo.* We try tracking down Drew's high school to see if he's in blackface anywhere in there.* Michigan and Texas are the worst with power outages in the US. DTE hates being criticized.* The Detroit Auto Show is off and running, but nobody seems to care. Joe Biden held hands with Gretchen Whitmer.*