* RIP Queen Elizabeth II, Mr. Methane reports live from England, the NFL returns, elder abuse of Louie Anderson, Zack Efron's face, Tom Mazawey's weekly check-in, a new Bonerline, TikTok crying, Steve Bannon charges, and murders in Memphis.* The Queen is dead. Long live the King. The NFL will honor her before Game #1 tonight. RIP Bozo was trending. A college professor crapped all over the Queen, but Jeff Bezos slams her. Elton John is sad and Ozzy is crushed.* RIP Bernard Shaw, the Farrah Fawcett of today. He famously asked Michael Dukakis a wild opening question in the '88 debate.* The Beatles Revolver re-mix is coming out.* We check in with world famous Brit, Mr. Methane, for a eulogy of Queen Elizabeth.* More QE2: Thomas Markle has made his statement. Reggie Jackson shares a quip on Twitter.* Trudi remains on vacation... as far as her tether would allow her to go.* 20% of our audience have been "broken".* Crying on TikTok is so hot right now.* TMZ covered the death of Michael Jackson by focusing on his amazing opioid addiction.* Cara Delevingne is a complete mess right now.* In Las Vegas, Robert Telles was arrested for murdering journ...