Drunk Mythology Gals

By Drunk Mythology Gals

What's Drunk Mythology Gals about?

Gods behaving badly.

Mortals behaving badly.

Everyone behaving badly.

Join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea from Olympus to Valhalla.

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Drunk Mythology Gals episodes:

11.13.2023
99: Episode 99 - Swinging Slingers
Bottoms up! It’s a party, ancient-Ibiza style! Thanks to Dracula’s Guest, the Gals swing on over to the Balearic Islands to find more than they ever wanted about the ancient world’s most feared sharp shooters. Sources for today's episode: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sling_(weapon) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balearic_Islands https://short-history.com/balearic-slingers-993b52917f44 https://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Roman/Texts/Diodorus_Siculus/5A*.html#16 https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/how-far-can-a-bullet-fired-from-a-handgun-travel https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/fastest-baseball-pitch-(male)/ *** Jenn, and SFX...
10.31.2023
98: Drunk Dracula Gals - SPECIAL!
Happy Halloween! Yabblins, the Drunk Dracula Gals are back with a very special presentation of “Dracula’s Guest” by Bram Stoker. It’s Jonathan Harker at his best (which is pretty bad), a carriage driver who did not sign up for this...
07.21.2023
97: Episode 97 - Hot Drunk News
Stupid Stonehenge updates, sacred circles without aliens, and I really have questions about the Kansas City Star. It's just another episode of Hot Drunk News! Also, it's official, Ancient D*ck Pics is my second favorite segment of Hot Drunk News. Obviously,...
06.15.2023
96: Episode 96 - The Pudding Cup of Justice
I really tried with this episode, but there's not a whole lot that's uplifting in mythology for LGBTQI...and what I thought was going to be just a regular ragey episode turned into...well...you know it's bad when Other Jenn starts dropping...
06.01.2023
95: Episode 95 - Lit Crit Hour 9 (PATREON UNLOCKED)
There are tangents, there are rants, there are totally unexpected twists—and that's just the fairytale. The Gals are back! And to celebrate, we are unlocking one of our most EPIC Patreon episodes ever: the infamous Lit Crit Hour (also known...
04.10.2023
94: Episode 94 - Whoopee!
This is the first and last time we EVER do an April Fool's episode because the joke was on us. Tech issues from beginning to end, and I had to record my end from my phone (apologies for the sound)....
03.08.2023
93: Episode 93 - Skull-Crushing Feminists
I can't believe I have to f*cking do another episode about our favorite skull-crushing feminists, aka the Scythians. But we here at Drunk Mythology Gals are still totally team Ukraine and totally NOT team Ovid. Please join us in supporting the...
02.27.2023
92: Episode 92 - Hot Drunk News
The theme of this episode is friends don't let friends do neurosurgery (unless they are neurosurgeons). Also, I don't think scientists should be allowed to have this much fun with Jello. *** From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the...
02.15.2023
91: Episode 91 - CURSES! Literally.
Curses are the Hallmark cards of the ancient world. There's one for every occasion. To celebrate NOT Valentine's Day, we're exploring how the ancients used to sh*t-posting about their exes. And yes, this was originally supposed to come out on Valentine's...
02.07.2023
90: Episode 90 - Sisyphus Swole
Rocks, rage, and Twitter. What else could it be but the myth of Sisyphus? It's time to rise and grind (your teeth) and go full girlboss on your existential despair about the absurd futility of life! Sources for today's episode: https://www.ebaumsworld.com/articles/people-are-being-asked-to-imagine-sisyphus-swole/87344939/ http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A2008.01.0216%3Asection%3D43 https://www.theoi.com/Olympios/HermesFavour.html#Autolykos https://www.startrek.com/article/one-trek-mind-deciphering-darmok https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2023/02/02/sisyphus-tiktok-panned-funny-comments/ https://www.worldhistory.org/sisyphus/ https://mythopedia.com/topics/sisyphus https://www.greekmythology.com/Myths/Mortals/Sisyphus/sisyphus.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus_cooling https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Albert_Camus#The_Myth_of_Sisyphus https://www.theoi.com/Text/AeschylusFragments2.html https://www.theoi.com/Nymphe/NympheAigina.html https://www.theoi.com/Nymphe/NympheMerope.html https://www.theoi.com/Heros/Salmoneus.html https://www.theoi.com/Daimon/Thanatos.html *** From Olympus...
01.01.2023
89: Episode 89 - FU '22
Look, it has been a *year*. And since we specialize in ruining everything, join us in ruining New Year's Eve! Wishing you all a 2023 full of better things and the strength to endure the things that aren't.
12.28.2022
Drunk Dickens Gals
Well, like the end of any good cult recruitment process, we get some good old-fashioned love bombing. I hate this. Also, need to get belated Xmas gifts or use some of those gift cards? Check out the Gals and their books! Kim's...
12.27.2022
Drunk Dickens Gals - A Christmas Carol, Stave 4
We meet a morose motherf*cker of a ghost and get more culty-brain-breaking tactics. Also, next time, call 1-900-psychic if you want a better future prediction. *** From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen,...
12.20.2022
Drunk Dickens Gals - A Christmas Carol, Stave Three
Are we sure this isn't actually about cult indoctrination? Because this feels a lot like a group criticism session. *side-eye at Dickens* Seething Punch: https://www.esquire.com/food-drink/drinks/a17293/charles-dickens-holiday-punch-1212/ Cratchitt "Hot Stuff" Punch: https://slate.com/culture/2014/12/christmas-carol-recipes-the-cratchits-hot-stuff-and-dickens-punch-obsession.html Cook like the Cratchitts: https://blogs.loc.gov/folklife/2021/12/cooking-the-cratchits-goose/ *** From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on...
12.19.2022
Drunk Dickens Gals - A Christmas Carol, Stave Two
This is why you shouldn't look up old classmates on Facebook. Also, leave therapy to the professionals! *** From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they...
12.19.2022
Drunk Dickens Gals - A Christmas Carol, Stave One (Part Two)
Let's just be clear: Marley is dead. (DRINK!) Also, beware glowing lobsters. No, seriously. We mean it. *** From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they...
12.18.2022
Drunk Dickens Gals - A Christmas Carol, Stave One (Part One)
Scrooge isn't a jerk. He's just an introvert pushed to his limit by happy people. Also, Marley really is dead. (DRINK!) Here's the link to the Gutenberg source of A Christmas Carol: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/46 *** From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on...
12.09.2022
88: Episode 88 - What the Dickens?
We're back!!! Just in time to ruin the holidays for everyone! Get ready for the Drunk Mythology Gals version of..."A Christmas Carol!" It's not the annotated version you want, but it's probably the annotated version you deserve.... Sources for today's episode: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/bookreviews/6349297/Charles-Dickens.html https://www.williamlanday.com/2010/01/04/dickens-and-the-blacking-factory/ https://www.thecircumlocutionoffice.com/trail/london/warrens-blacking-factory/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debtors%27_prison#England_and_Wales https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Dickens https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Christmas_Carol https://www.theguardian.com/books/2012/may/14/charles-dickens-gentlemen-poem-week https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Mason_(stenographer) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Gurney_(shorthand_writer) https://www.finebooksmagazine.com/blog/rare-book-mythbusters-1 *** From...
11.06.2022
87: Episode 87 - Hot Drunk News
Dracula is over, and it’s time to catch up on…Hot Drunk News! This week’s stories include: Road construction strikes again! You really gonna drink that? Never gamble with the Romans (because f*ck them) Sources for today’s stories: https://arkeologerna.com/unikt-fynd-av-vikingatida-svard-i-vastmanland/ https://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/world/article267881532.html https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/170-year-old-champagne-recovered-and-tasted-baltic-shipwreck-180955050/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veuve_Clicquot https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10347267/Metal-detectorist-finds-2-000-year-old-loaded-dice-Romans-used-cheat-gambling.html https://www.cnbc.com/2012/06/13/10-Ways-People-Cheat-in-Casinos.html https://www.brusselstimes.com/313203/even-romans-cheat-ancient-mercury-filled-dice-discovered-in-belgium https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/romans-gambled-with-loaded-dice-to-win-large-sums-6k5tl6xc8 *** From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods...
10.31.2022
86: Episode 86: Friends Don't Let Friends Mythology
What better way to celebrate Halloween than with a…myth?…about vampires. Except, it’s not a myth, it’s just infuriatingly wrong. Oh, and it’s never aliens, as OUR GUEST Fredrik from DIGGING UP ANCIENT ALIENS will tell you. You have to listen to...
10.28.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Epilogue!
It’s the chapter 27 recap, the gals are STILL playing the Dear Madam Mina drinking game, and Dracula sure is different the second time you read it (twenty years later!). Also…what’s up for next year? Let us know what you’d like...
10.27.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 27
Some hot Transylvanian chicks invite Mina for a girls night out, we get one last dose of casual racism, a couple characters go out with a whimper not a bang, THE F*CKING END. *** For the month of October, the Gals will...
10.26.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 26
Is there no end to the members of the Swales clan, Mina channels Other Jenn and uses a spreadsheet, and Van Helsing takes all the credit. *** For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of...
10.25.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 25
Van Helping is a man-child-brain, Dr Seward pouts about using pens, and Mina herself is STILL the only one with an actual clue. Check out our episode artwork at https://instagram.com/drunkmythologygals *** For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to...
10.24.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 24
The gang decides to keep Mina in the dark AGAIN, we meet a long-lost relative of Mr. Swales, and try not to get too excited, but we get more travel itinerary details. *** For the month of October, the Gals will be...
10.23.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 23
More boxes—but with a dash of breaking and entering, the count does his own stunts, and Mina has the first useful idea in 100+ pages. *** For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram...
10.22.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 22
We find out how Renfield yeeted on out of the mortal plane, do we REALLY trust these guys to pull off a successful burglary, and Mina shows us what happens when electrolysis goes bad. *** For the month of October, the Gals...
10.21.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 21
Listen, all I got for this one is a salute to Dracula. PLAY ON, PLAYAH! Oh, and you can't say that Renfield didn't try to warn them. *** For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading...
10.20.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 20
Harker goes on the most boring mission ever, Dr. Seward is once again the worst mental specialist ever, and the count is just toying with them now by using the worst PUN EVER. *** For the month of October, the Gals will...
10.19.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 19
The "men" decide to go house hunting, we get a lesson on how NOT to do real estate staging, and did we not learn anything from Lucy about why you don't leave anyone alone? *** For the month of October, the Gals...
10.18.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 18
Renfield proves that out of all of them, he’s the only one who knows how to talk to a lady. Van Helsing leans into cult gas-lighting, I mean explanations. And, honestly, Quincey Morris is the only one with a darn-tootin’...
10.17.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 17
The Harkers join the Scooby Gang. Everyone decides that Mina makes a decent Lucy substitute. And without Van Helsing, the gang actually gets a little closer to actual answers. Go f*cking figure. *** For the month of October, the Gals will be...
10.16.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 16
The Scooby Gang heads to the graveyard. Lucy gives us an Only Fans-worthy encore. And Van Helsing encourages Lord Saltine Cracker with a little necrophilia. *** For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram...
10.15.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 15
Dr Seward gets offended, Van Helsing plays truth or dare (and actually takes the key with him), and are we finally going to get some answers? HAHAHAHA what do you think this is? A well thought-out story? *** For the month of...
10.14.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 14
The promise about Harker’s diary ages REALLY well, Van Helsing toys with Mina and Dr. Seward because of course he does, and Jonathan decides to start writing in his diary again (unless he changes his mind). *** For the month of October,...
10.13.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 13
Lucy makes for a purdy purdy corpse, Van Helsing really is just a creepy groomer, and we meet England’s THIRD worst reporter. *** For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula." This ain't...
10.12.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 12
A character we don’t give a shit about dies, Mina gloats, Renfield chokes, we find out Van Helsing is really into blood play, and Lucy goes full metal Shakespeare. *** For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to...
10.11.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 11
Mrs. Westenra reminds us why you shouldn’t take medical advice from Facebook, we meet England’s second worst reporter, and Lucy, despite knowing better, does the thing. *** For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of...
10.10.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 10
It’s a whole bunch of THIS IS NOT HOW YOU DO THE THING because Dr. Seward and Van Helsing are clearly gunning for a major medical malpractice suit. Also, Lucy is picky about flowers. *** For the month of October, the Gals...
10.09.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 9
Mina gets married (unless Jonathan changes his mind), Lucy gets sick, Arthur is about as interesting as an unsalted saltine cracker, and Dr. Seward has his hands full…haha *** For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a...
10.08.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 8
Lucy is a drama queen (SURPRISE), Mina would never cut it as a ladies’ maid, and we get shipping manifests, hospital notifications, and…RENFIELD! *** For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula." This...
10.07.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 7
This is not how you write a newspaper article, STROKER! Also, goodbye (and good riddance) to Mr. Swales, and one very sad Russian captain really just needs more vodka. https://bit.ly/3fNePGR *** For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to...
10.06.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 6
Mina spends a lot of time down by the...HAHABAH, Mr. Swales doesn't know when to shut up, and Cait genuinely apologizes to all of northern England, Scotland, and Ireland for whateverthef*ck her accent is. *** For the month of October, the Gals...
10.05.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 5
Mina Murray just wants to help, Lucy Westenra is secretly a Southern Baptist mean girl, and Stoker is really into the reverse harem thing. *** For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's...
10.04.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 4
We're not saying there's subtext in this chapter...we're just saying there's subtext. Harker can't decide things (SURPRISE!), Dracula gets a spa day, and Stoker gets ahead of himself. *** For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a...
10.03.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 3
Jonathan Harker is a horror movie blonde virgin cheerleader who goes alone to the basement. Fight me. Also...he might want to see someone about his mood swings. Maybe he's too emotional to handle important business trips? *** For the month of October, the...
10.02.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 2
Jonathan continues to be an angsty 13 year old girl by writing in his diary no matter what happens. Also, despite the warnings to NOT DO THE THING…HE DOES THE THING. And then writes about it in his diary. *** For the...
10.01.2022
Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 1
There's nothing like a little quaint 19th century prejudice to kick things off with, amIright? Things (including Jonathan Harker's trip) go a little off the rails. But don't worry...we got this. Mostly. *** For the month of October, the Gals will be...
09.29.2022
Coming in October! DRUNK DRACULA GALS
For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula." This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed... Get all 28...
09.20.2022
85: Episode 85 - Tabula Rasa
Even the ancients loved school supplies, from ye olde Trapper Keepers, to their equivalent of a Swingline stapler, to PTA politics, it's the (tardy) back to school episode! *** From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join...

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Drunk Mythology Gals episodes:

99: Episode 99 - Swinging Slingers

98: Drunk Dracula Gals - SPECIAL!

97: Episode 97 - Hot Drunk News

96: Episode 96 - The Pudding Cup of Justice

95: Episode 95 - Lit Crit Hour 9 (PATREON UNLOCKED)

94: Episode 94 - Whoopee!

93: Episode 93 - Skull-Crushing Feminists

92: Episode 92 - Hot Drunk News

91: Episode 91 - CURSES! Literally.

90: Episode 90 - Sisyphus Swole

89: Episode 89 - FU '22

Drunk Dickens Gals

Drunk Dickens Gals - A Christmas Carol, Stave 4

Drunk Dickens Gals - A Christmas Carol, Stave Three

Drunk Dickens Gals - A Christmas Carol, Stave Two

Drunk Dickens Gals - A Christmas Carol, Stave One (Part Two)

Drunk Dickens Gals - A Christmas Carol, Stave One (Part One)

88: Episode 88 - What the Dickens?

87: Episode 87 - Hot Drunk News

86: Episode 86: Friends Don't Let Friends Mythology

Drunk Dracula Gals - Epilogue!

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 27

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 26

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 25

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 24

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 23

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 22

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 21

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 20

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 19

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 18

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 17

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 16

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 15

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 14

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 13

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 12

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 11

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 10

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 9

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 8

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 7

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 6

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 5

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 4

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 3

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 2

Drunk Dracula Gals - Chapter 1

Coming in October! DRUNK DRACULA GALS

85: Episode 85 - Tabula Rasa