Episode 179 ’Dry Rub’ (Jonathan Euseppi)

“You have Cancer. And now you have to come!” Stand-up Comedian & Improviser Jonathan Euseppi learns 2 things from his doctor: 1. He has round cell liposarcoma, and 2. Chemo will make him infertile, so they must collect a viable specimen right away. Still reeling from his medical diagnosis, Jonathan visits the fertility clinic the next morning and is thrown one curveball after another - but the stakes have never been higher, so clear a path, here he comes. #Masturbation #DirtyTalk #HospitalTitties   Song: ‘Make my own Sunshine’ (Alyssa Bonagura)   Episode Links THIS WEEK: Live shows are back! Our First Outdoor, Fully Vaccinated Post Pandemic Bawdy is happening this Saturday June 19th, 2021 (8-10 PM) in San Francisco. It’s almost sold out, but there’s plenty of Livestream tickets available for our brand new Hybrid show.  Live Event & Livestream tickets are available at http://bit.ly/BawdyLIVE2021 Questions? 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