Ding Dong! No, it’s not the death of the Wicked Witch. It’s the arrival of the elevator at a non-schedule floor.

But, oh poop! Someone’s trying to get on!

Act Quick! Do you:

A)   Hammer Door Close

B)   Heroically throw your arm in between the Jaws of Death

C)   Pretend to do a  NYT mini crossword

D)   Offer your fellow rider a Laffy Taffy

This week’s leather dossier was brought to our desk by the undisputed first chair cellist, Jasmine Elist (@jasmineelist), who graciously stepped away from the Vienna Philharmonic to lay some ground rules about elevator etiquette.

It’s a hot button topic, and the elevator buttons are hot too! This is a civil case you DON’T want to miss.

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

Guest: Jasmine Elist (@jasmineelist)

Insta: @premeditatedpod