A man ate a raw crab after it pinched his daughter. Now he's filled with regret.

Kanye West fans tried to setup a GoFundMe page to try and get him back to being a billionaire.
Side note: if you want to setup a GoFundMe page for the DeHuff Uncensored podcast... I wouldn't be upset.

Five lions were on the loose while the Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Australia, while about thirty guests were participating in the zoo's "Roar and Snore" sleepover program.

Cluster Fuck of Madness is my alien theory that is unofficially backed up by scientists. It's the theory that if extraterrestrial life landed on Earth, us humans would try and kill them and we'd screw up a potential relationship.
Also, I talked about our inability to communicate with animals on this planet - so what makes us think we can communicate E.T. life?