I have a company Holiday party to go to and I may have a panic attack.

Mars rover captures 1st sound of dust devil on red planet... but it reminds me of the movie Spaceballs.

Twitter is going from 280 characters to 4,000.

Tory Lanez allegedly shot Megan Thee Stallion in the feet.

Man ‘holds penis while fighting off leopards’ in world’s oldest stone carving... but I have the alleged truth behind the carving.

Thanks to @Factsofw0rld on Twitter for these random facts:
A tiger's night vision is 6 times better than a human's.

The human anus can expand up to 8 inches. A raccoon can fit through a 4 inch hole.

IN 1951 Disney released a comic where Mickey Mouse and Goofy were drug dealers!!
‘Mickey Mouse and the Medicine Man’

You are more likely to be friends with people who smell like you.

Special thanks to Mark Schlereth, Scott Hastings, and Aniello Piro for contributing to this episode.