Why * wouldn't * we have a former congressman on OF? Why * would * we want the CCP to infiltrate our personal data? Because it's all for the influencer life, bitch! A take on what influences the mind-numbed masses of our shameless and opportunistic culture. Plus: Armie Hammer has a come to Jesus moment. Jack Dorsey actually is Jesus. And Elon Musk with his Asperger's can't be bothered with any of you neanderthals. What does it all mean and where do we go from here???