Wedding chaos in Albuquerque had me driving seven hours to save the day. My reward was unlimited Old Fashioneds!! Also, I hate mosquitoes.

The owner of the Phoenix Suns, Mat Ishbia disrupted the playoff game against the Denver Nuggets. His disruption was capped off by Nikola Jokic 'shoving' the owner in order to get the game back on track. Then all the wussy Suns fans freaked out. Get over it!

German police say a 51-year-old man who was left tied up in the woods when a sex game went awry, had a lucky escape after a cyclist and a hunter heard his screams for help. Imagine being rescued by a man in spandex and click-on shoes.

Why are Americans smuggling Fruit Roll-Ups into Israel? Well, it's because of TikTok. Also, this is another reason to despise TikTok.

The mystery of 500lbs of cooked pasta being dumped in a New Jersey wooded area, has been somewhat solved by local residents.

A man was staying overnight at the Hilton Downtown Nashville hotel. He was awoken at 5 am by the hotel manager sucking on his toes. And now I'll be forever fearful of staying at a hotel.