Nick, Jacob and Will get paroled from prison and are immediately lured back in to a life of crime watching 1991's Hudson Hawk. The guys try to decipher which insensitive jokes are entirely Bruce Willis and which were just his idea and workshopped later. Jacob gets to premiere his signature segment as he lambasts the Rube Goldberg DaVinci mess that is the chief macguffin of this film. Nick calls out Dan Brown for plagiarizing/improving the basic story and Will ponders if sacred oaths of chastity are mostly just suggestions. We just really wanted a cappuccino, but instead we had to do crimes.

 

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